THINGS I REMEMBER
I REMEMBER WHEN I PLAYED MUSIC ON A RECORD PLAYER..(RECORDS WERE FLAT BLACK THINGS  THAT THE MUSIC WAS RECORDED ON.) I WOULD HAVE A FIGHT WITH MY MOM AND GO IN MY ROOM AND TURN THE VOLUME UP AS HIGH AS IT WOULD GO AND BLAST STEPPENWOLF!          
IT HAD CUSS WORDS IN IT AND I DIDN'T DARE SAY THEM OUT LOUD!) OH, WHAT A REBEL I WAS!!!!
I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL LAVA LAMPS!

I REMEMBER WHEN THE SKATING BUS WOULD PICK ME UP ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
ANYONE WHO WAS ANYONE WENT SKATING ON SATURDAY NIGHT....IT COST A TOTAL OF $1.25 INCLUDING SKATE RENTAL! SOME OF MY BEST MAKEOUT SESSIONS WERE IN THE BACK OF THE SKATING BUS!!!
SOME OF THE VERY BEST MEMORIES I HAVE REVOLVE AROUND MY GRANDMA. SHE WAS A BOSSY LITTLE LADY AND, OH, HOW I LOVED HER! I SPENT AS MUCH TIME  AS POSSIBLE AT HER HOUSE. SHE LET ME DO NEAT THINGS LIKE IRON PILLOWCASES. SHE WAS ALSO PRETTY SMART,HUH??? (IRON??????????)
I REMEMBER GRANDMA'S FLOWERS...SHE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS ALL OVER HER YARD. I GOT MY GREEN THUMB FROM HER.
I REMEMBER GOING TO SUNDAYSCHOOL AND CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY...THE ONLY WAY I COULDN'T GO WAS IF I WAS DEAD!          
I'M FOREVER GRATEFUL TO MY GRANDPARENTS FOR GIVING ME THE FOUNDATON  I NEEDED TO ENSURE MY PLACE IN HEAVEN. SOME THINGS WE NEVER FORGET EVEN THOUGH WE MAY TURN FROM THEM FOR AWHILE.
I REMEMBER ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE.
(WANNA SEE ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT????)